silly google searches

searching for myself on Google led me to …

So right about now you are thinking I tried to rob someone or possibly bumped into the wrong person to only feel the wrath of pepper spray. It’s a good guess but luckily my story isn’t that thrilling. Hell, it didn’t even involve a second person. It only involved me and my desire to make jalapeno jelly. I figured it couldn’t be too hard and it’s been a lingering item on my “to cook” list. That is, right after perfecting the Exxon Valdez cocktail, a bit of Cristal topped with a nice truffle oil slick. Anyways, back to the jelly. [http://www.aboutus.org/BrandonChalk.com]

hah.

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